Save the earth, save the world.

Due to the increasing temperatures lately, I have become increasingly aware of an epidemic called global warming. Apparently it has been around for a while, but it seems to have just taken effect. Think about it. This time three months ago it was at least 20 degrees cooler than it is now. How could the temperature increase so much in such a short amount of time. If your not sure, just form a broken hypothesis and get the government to throw massive amounts of money at you (that's how I spend my weekends). Unfortunately this problem already has an answer, and it's Global Warming (Greenpeace told me they would give me a dollar if I capitalized it just then). Naturally I've been looking into a solution for this problem, and all I can seem to find are the obscure instructions to "go green." So I've been interpreting this as well as I can. I've taken a hint from NBC and have changed the colors of my website to a green color palette, probably the best thing we could all do right now. Also I have posted a new "Green" version of that stupid Facebook taggy thing that is spreading like wildfire amongst the young minds of UNC Charlotte according to my inside sources.

You know, this whole green thing is kind of cool. We should make a holiday out of it. Everyone should wear green clothes on "green day" (maybe not the best name), and if they don't... you should sue them and make them go back home until they have reached EPEAT Gold standards (after you pinch them, of course). Red and blue... your days are numbered.